The ultimate get rich sheme approved by God himself! Pt 1

After going from house to house recruiting members for one month, finally...

CS(Christian Scout): Join Christianity today for unlimited rewards.
Mike: Hm...what kind of rewards are you talking about?

CS: Place your trust in Jesus and you will have eternal life. Imagine the beautiful life you will hv in heaven
Mike: Hm...I'd rather focus on my life now...

CS: No no...heaven is a place where all your wishes will come true. Imagine having lots of blonde babes and sex slaves!
Mike: *wink* Do explain more pls...

CS: Let's not talk about afterlife, even now God will answer all your prayers if you become a member today!
Mike: Answer my prayers?

CS: Yes, yes...God will answer all your prayers!
Mike: What's the catch?

CS: Well, nothing in life comes for free right? All God ask for is 10% of your gross income every month.
Mike: What? I'm making 5k so I'm supposed to pay 500bucks?

CS: Yup...if you want God to pay a little more attention to you, you are advised to give generously on every Sunday morning as well.
Mike: What? Are you sure God will answer prayers?

CS: It's written in the bible. John 16:24 "Ask and you shall receive"
Mike: But it's not fair!

CS: Huh?
Mike: What about those who earn 1k a month? They only need to pay 100bucks!

CS: Haha...don't worry. God is fair. I'm sure he'll notice that.
Mike: Does that mean my prayers will be on top on his list?

CS: Should be...cos God is fair.
Mike: But I'm too lazy to wake up on Sundays and my family are devout members of some religion. My family will be furious if I join you.

CS: Wait Mike! *whisper* I guarantee you won't regret this...
Mike: Huh?

CS: Look Mike, say you give 500 bucks a month and 100bucks every week. So you'll end up paying 900bucks for membership fees right?
Mike: Yea...what's the point?

CS: This is when God comes to the picture...
Mike: Huh?

CS: You pray to Him and ask him to deposit 10,000k into your bank account.
Mike: Muahahaha! You're brilliant!

CS: "Ask and you shall receive". That's how it works!
Mike: I'm in...this is better than any get rich sheme out there, hehe.