Understanding the Religion of Peace

***Court***

Girl: *sob* I want justice!

Judge: Insya alladulilah bla bla bla. God is great! Justice n I will punish those responsible! R these 3 the ones who gangraped u?

Girl: *sob* yes…

Kattan, Lattan, Mattan: No! We didn't! That’s a filthy lie! *omg I can't forgot those wonderful rape moments*

Judge: Girl, what were u wearing on that day the rape incident happened?

Girl: Female casual wear, long sleave and pants.

Judge: Did u wear a veil?

Girl: I'm no muslim, so I...

Judge: A HA! Girl, next time pls don't dress too sexy infront of public. The Quran said, if a meat is unwraped and a dog ate it, it's the meat's fault for not wraping itself.

Girl: But I'm not a muslim! and I was raped! pls judge, be fair!

Judge: Well, let me think... OK. Kattan, Lattan, Mattan, U r pleaded not guilty. I'm afraid girl, u will hv to present at least 4 witnesses for Allah to believe you.

Girl: WTF? 4 witnesses? I was raped! i wasn’t shooting for a porn movie!

Judge: But that’s our law. allamuakbar! U need 4 witnesses to raise a case.

Girl: But I was raped! Nobody would ever rape someone infront of 4 ppl!

Judge: Ar ar ar, u'r wrong. Years ago there was a holocaust happened in Indonesia, where those ppl there gangraped girls infront of public, while screaming allhamdulilah. So too bad for u.

Girl: *Sob*

Kattan, Lattan, Mattan:: Ah, finally, we'r free.

Kattan: Yea, so guys. What do u wanna do today? Bomb, rape, riot or loot?

**** Fact 1 *****************************************************

In Freedom House’s 2006 Global Survey, of the 8 countries with the worst human rights records.
Five are Muslims -- Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Libya, Syria and Sudan.
The other three are Communist dictatorships -- Cuba, North Korea and Burma.

Which would you rather be?
A Muslim living in Tel Aviv or a Jew living in Tehran?
A Coptic Christian in Egypt or an Egyptian Muslim in Rome?
An Orthodox Serb in Muslim Kosovo or a Turk in Germany?

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***On a plane, waiting for takeoff***

UBM: Did u read today’s paper? Yet another terrorist incident. A plane was hijacked.

rejnik: Really? Must b some crazy Muslim again.

UBM: It’s not reported who did it yet but yeah, it’s probably some crazy Muslim like u said.

rejnik: Hey, the guy seating there, he looks middle eastern.

UBM: Hell yea omg. Securities! stewardess! I wanna get off this plane NOW!

rejnik: Omfg, I’m not flying with that man onboard! Remove him, body check him…

Kattan: NO NO, I’m a muslim and I’m ur fren. We r friendly ppl!

rejnik: No way! We don’t believe u! U r no fren of ours, u r a terrorist!

Kattan: Believe me, not all muslims r terrorists…

rejnik: Hmm, u’v got a point. We’ll believe u then. Let’s fly now captain.

Kattan: Thanks guys. I’m gonna show u ppl a magic trick as a token of friendship.

UBM, rejnik: Cool…

Kattan: I’m gonna do this trick once, only once…so watch carefully

UBM, rejnik: yea yea…

Kattan: *pushes a button on a remote conrtol*

***kaboom!!! Plane explodes***

Kattan: *Believe me, not all muslims r terrorists, but most terrorists r muslims. But for now, ALL terrorists r muslims*


****Fact 2****************************************************

A passenger revolt occurred on a Malaga-Manchester flight. Vacationing Brits refused to fly with two Arabic-speaking men. This came in the wake of arrests of 21 British-born Muslims who were plotting to blow up as many as 11 trans-Atlantic flights.

A spokesman for Britain’s opposition Tory party said the passengers panicked into “behaving irrationally.” Fancy that, not wanting to fly with members of a faith whose adherents keep trying to blow things up. Oh, how irrational!

Within days of this incident, a Lebanese student was arrested for trying to plant bombs on German trains. In India, meanwhile, a group with alleged ties to al-Qaeda threatened to blow up the 17th century Taj Mahal.

If Muslims make travellers nervous, it’s not without cause.

Would you be more likely to have an anxiety attack at 20,000 feet if the passenger seated next to you was:
A) An Irish nun saying the Rosary?
B) A Mormon missionary in regulation white shirt and narrow, black tie?
C) A Hari Krishna in a standard-issue saffron robe?
D) A bearded bloke of Middle Eastern complexion holding a Koran?

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***Somewhere in middle east***

Ahmat: Daddy, y can't I eat pork?

Mattan: Because we r Muslims.

Ahmat: y r we Muslims?

Mattan: Cos islam is a religion of peace. Those who believe in islam will go to paradise one day.

Ahmat: But y ppl around the world hate us? Since we r a religion of peace aren't we

Mattan: *Interrupts* COS they…err…err… It’s bedtime! Go to ur room now!

Ahmat: can I convert to other religion? So that I don't have to pray 5 times aday and still being hated. Plus, other religion hv famous ppl in it.

Mattan: *Shock* Nonsense! Wat famous ppl do they hv?

Ahmat: Mahatma Gandhi, Mother Teresa, Martin Luther King,. They r kind n noble ppl.

Mattan: Crap! Islam specializes in mass production of famous ppl like Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden n Mullah Omar!

Ahmat: Yea yea ok, I’m proud to be a muslim then.

Mattan: Good boy. Continue to be a good boy and I’ll teach u how to make bombs one day.

Ahmat: Daddy, I know we r poor, but can we afford to go on a vacation?

Mattan: Ok, where do u wanna go?

Ahmat: Israel!

Mattan: Nope, there’s a war there. The Jews r in a war.

Ahmat: hmm…Kashmir?

Mattan: No! Hindus r having a war there.

Ahmat: Omg…can we go to Indonesia?

Mattan: Not safe, Christians at war.

Ahmat: Southern Thailand?

Mattan: Cannot, Buddhists at war.

Ahmat: Allamuakbar. Everywhere war. Why r they fighting?

Mattan: They r at wars against muslims.

Ahmat: But u said islam is a religion of peace. Y can’t we behave peaceably with other religions?

Mattan: Boy! DIDN't I SAID GO TO BED ALREADY! NOW! alhamdulilah.

****Fact 3****************************************************

Wherever there’s religious bloodshed anywhere in the world, it’s invariably Muslims versus someone else. Could this be a coincidence?

Israel, Gaza and Lebanon -- Muslims vs Jews.
Kashmir -- Muslims vs Hindus.
Kosovo/Bosnia -- Muslims vs Serbian Orthodox.
Nigeria, Sudan -- Muslims vs Christians.
Indonesia -- Muslims vs Christians.
Myanmar -- Muslims vs Buddhists.
Northern Caucuses -- Muslims vs Russia Orthodox, and so on.

Why can’t the religion of peace behave peaceably with other religions?
Answer: Islam remains what it was at its beginning 1,300 years ago -- a violent, expansionist faith that will tolerate no competitors. What other religion has the concept of jihad (holy war) -- the notion that if you die fighting for Allah you get 72 virgins (wow, that must b very exhausting! ) in Paradise? Muhammed started by eliminating the competition -- annihilating Jewish tribes in the Arabian Peninsula. More than a millennium latter, it’s still business as usual for his successors.

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***My marraige***


PetPet: Wassup wattan? U look depressed. A man with 4 wives like u sud b the happiest in the world.

Wattan: Hv u seen their faces b4? Do you like big moles?

PetPet: Err... All i can c is their eyes. They r covered from top to toe like some kind of jedi lol.

Wattan: Excatly! I only saw the eyes while we were dating. Then after the marriage, I saw their actual faces. By that time, it was way too late, dang!

PetPet: Dont worry, U hv one more chance. *no wonder muslims can hv 5 wives*

Wattan: It's like a lottery u see. I need to get it right this time!

PetPet: I'm sure Allah will bless u. But i dont understand, y was Muhammad allowed 12 wives? n u only get to hv 5?

Wattan: I guess he's the founder of Islam so he gets extra privileges. *omfg! y do i only get to hv 5 wives when Muhammad can hv 12? Unfair!*

PetPet: Ya, Muhammad and the malays nowadays do have many things in common.

Wattan: Anyway, i hv figured a masterplan on how to finally get a hot wife *sinister smile*

PetPet: How? U gonna rape her first?

Wattan: Nonsense! How dare u! *brilliant idea I must admit*

PetPet: Sorry but that was my first impression of u. Well whats your plan?

Wattan: I'm gonna choose a teenage girl age between 6 n 14. They havent fully cover up their faces yet so i get to pick the best one!

PetPet: Omg, wouldnt that make u a pedophile?

Wattan: Nonsense! I'm only following the examples of Mohammad, our great leader! alhamdulilah bisbilairamanirahim!

PetPet: Great, now u can be a happy man again!

wattan: Not yet, i'm still not satisfied. No big deal having 5 wives. I want another 72 virgins!

PetPet: Huh? How is that possible?

Wattan: Yea... I'm gonna hijack a plane n crash it against WTC. Then i can go to paradise with 72 virgins! yee-ha...

PetPet: Wow...r u for real?

Wattan: Yea... Allah is giving virgins away like free food samples in supermarkets if u r willing to perform jihad.

PetPet: Won't he run out of virgins to give? Do the women get 72 hunks in paradise too?

Wattan: Nonsense, woman can only hv one man. Btw, wat religion r u? u dont look like muslim to me...

PetPet: err...err...

Wattan: omfg, u're a jew?

PetPet: No No NO!

Wattan: alright u christian, i'm gonna...

PetPet: i'm no christian!

Wattan: silence! watever u r...i'll hv to kill u if u dont convert!

PetPet: okok...i'll convert, just dont...

Wattan: too late! ALLAMUAKBAR! ALLMUAKBAR! HUYA! HOHOHO! I'M CRAZY! ALLAMUAKBAR! *stabs PetPet n beheades him*

****Fact 4****************************************************

The Muslims do not want us to say anything bad about Mohammed, but they are in total denial of his evil qualities. What person would voluntarily follow a man who told them they could have only five wives, when he had about fifteen himself.
He also talked a relative into giving him his beautiful wife by telling him it was the will of God. Who would follow such a man? I think it was extortion. Mohammed would probably have killed the relative if he had not agreed, and the man knew it. Mohammed also married a child bride.
He did all that and there is evidence he did. The Muslims who know their history do not deny it. Try reading the Koran. If you are a woman, you will go "Why would I ever want to go to a Muslim heaven? It would be hell for me." No woman in her right mind would join such a religion on her own.

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For Muslims, Violence and Threats of Violence Are Always the First Resort to Any Perceived Insult or Injury

Recall the Muslim response to Danish cartoons of their beloved prophet. The Danish embassy in Beirut was burned to the ground. There were death threats against the cartoonists and the editors of papers that published the cartoons. (In London, protestors held signs proclaiming “Those who insult Islam should die” and “Europe is a disease. Islam is the cure.”)

In rioting in Nigeria, Libya, Pakistan and Afghanistan, 139 died. Protestors were particularly offended by the implication of the cartoons – that Muhammed and his religion encourage murder and mayhem. The irony of “You say Islam promotes violence? For that you should die!” was lost on demonstrators.


Sources:

Consensual crime
Freedomhouse
Passengers refused to fly
Train bomb suspect
Islam and Judaism
Save Kosovo
Muslim hackers attack Vatican
Southern Baptists Spew Hate